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29, 30 April & 1, 2 May 2026

Curtain up: 7:30pm

Tickets from £12
Directed by:
John Ellis

Dirty Dusting

by Ed Waugh & Trevor Wood

When three cleaners, Olive, Gladys and Elsie, are threatened with redundancy they feel that their lives are coming to an end until a chance wrong number gives them a new business start-up idea – why not run a telephone sex line? They’ve got motive, opportunity and a lifetime of experience – some more than others, mind you. Provided Elsie can teach the other two a few new tricks there’s no reason why they can’t get rich quick providing they can keep their operation a secret from their bosses… and their husbands…and their children…and their grandchildren. 

A searing indictment of ageism in the 21st Century heavily disguised as a hysterical, laugh-out-loud, heartwarming comedy

By arrangement with David Bownes (Playrights)

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